3 Stars – Feed The Bookworm

Something Bad Wrong By: Eryk Pruitt

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️/3.5

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When I read the description for Eryk Pruitt’s new book Blood Red Summer on NetGalley and saw it was read now, I instantly hit ‘add to shelf’, even though I’m supposed to be on a requesting ban. C’est la vie. I realized it was the second book in a series so in true fashion I knew I had to read the first one before I could dive into this one. In a twist of luck, I already had the audiobook of Something Bad Wrong in my library. I do love a good police procedural.

I’m giving Something Bad Wrong 3.5 stars. I really enjoyed it. I thought that the premise was intriguing and it was well written. I really enjoyed the multiple points of views and the jumps between the past and present. I’ll get into what I didn’t like shortly as it contains a spoiler and I want to give you ample time to read this and then keep scrolling should you choose.

Something Bad Wrong tells 2 stories- in present day we have Jess, a J school drop out, divorced “mommy blogger” who is set to break into the world of true crime podcasting. Her small town was the scene of an unsolved double murder years ago and her grandfather just happened to be the primary investigator on the case. The case remained unsolved, and her grandfather’s police career met an early end. She brings in disgraced reporter Dan Decker to help her gain credibility and traction and the two embark on a path neither can predict. The ending had a great twist ending for our villain. If you enjoy police procedurals and true crime style storytelling, you’ll really enjoy this book.

Scroll down to hear why I knocked off some stars, but be warned, spoilers.

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Great! OK, here it goes. This book started off with what seems to be a budding romance between Jess and Dan. Sure Dan has been accused of something untoward. And Jess had a moment with her ex husband, but it seems like the two are on a collision course. Then. He. Dies. WTF. Maybe I’ve been reading too much romance lately, or maybe I mistook this for a romantic thriller, but I’m sorry, killing off one of the main characters is just a no for me. And it was like out of the blue. All of a sudden he and Jess have different visions for the podcast and boom, they’re separated. I was expecting them to reconcile and make a good podcast. We also get no closure on what happened to Dan to cause his fall from grace. He hints that he was wrongly accused, but he’s never vindicated. Nothing is ever explained.

Also, there is a scene between Ballard (Jess’s grandfather) and his daughter Samantha (Jess’s mom) that really bothered me. I feel like it was put in there simply to push Ballard to the breaking point. But there could have been other ways that could have been accomplished.

OK, rant over. On to the next book.

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It Happened One Summer By: Tessa Bailey

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️/5

🌶🌶🌶🌶/5

I received an ARC copy of the next book in this series, so I figured that I should probably read the first one before diving into the second. I really enjoyed Window Shopping (my first Tessa Bailey book) so I had high hopes for It Happened One Summer. When I read the summary I was expecting Paris Hilton The Simple Life vibes. That was a big womp womp. There are really only a couple of silly heiress moments in this book. Other than that, it was instalove and humping. Lots and lots of humping. Notice the 4 pepper rating.

Don’t get me wrong. I liked the story. It was cute, sexy and a fun read. But I wanted MORE. More of Piper almost burning the house down. More of Brandon helping her navigate her new reality. More bonding with Opal. Her getting an actual job and getting her first paycheck. Learning to really work for a living. The whole premise of the story is that Piper is being punished for taking her party girl ways one step too far. In an effort to teach her a lesson, her step father ships her off to her father’s hometown. Her sister, Hannah, comes along since she bailed Piper out of jail in defiance of her pursestrings holding stepdad. Refurbishing a bar with the money your dad put into a debit account for you after he cancelled your credit cards isn’t really “making it on your own”.

Piper ditches her sister to start boning the hot Capitan of Crab, he helps her fix up her father’s bar, and then in order to win her heart Brandon splurges on a fancy hotel and then says “Baby, I’m taking you shopping,” after which Piper exclaims that she’s learned the value of money because she just tried on a pair of $100 jeans. After getting it on in the dressing room, of course. It really just feels like Piper goes from her stepdad indulging her to Brandon taking over. And that coming from a woman who had earlier in the book considered a $4000 dress a steal. That’s a lot of progress to make in 5 weeks.

Piper does eventually get to a more self aware state. She does really sweet things like bonding with Opal, doing makeup tutorials for the local ladies, and walking a elderly man to his reading spot. And she figures out what she wants out of life, and that’s really nice. But getting there was kind of cringy at times.

Overall a good read if you’re looking for something quick, sexy and funny. I’m about 1/2 way through Hook, Line and Sinker and I already like it a lot more than It Happened One Summer.

Perez Hilton: TMI: My Life in Scandal

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The Rundown: that really mean guy (who is now super nice) who used to draw penises on celebs on his celerity gossip site promises to give all the dirt, then falls short.

Written and Narrated by Perez Hilton

Oh, where oh where do I start with this one. Well, this is hard, because I genuinely like Perez Hilton. Not that I know him, but I came of age in the era of the internet, and followed his site from the beginning. His site used to be really funny and full of raunchy. Then he got called out for being on online bully because he posted a video against bullying. He promised to stop writing nasty things about people. I haven’t visited in eons though, as my penchant for celebrity gossip isn’t what it used to be, and lets be honest, we now have Facebook for all of that.

Mario Armando Lavanadeira aka Perez Hilton ushered in (or so he claims) the beginning of the very first internet influencers, before it was even a thing. I found the beginning of the book about him growing up informative and entertaining, although a little dry. Then, we get to the good part. All the dirt. Wrong.

This book swung and missed on delivering anything we didn’t already know. I was hoping for some more juicy details on his fall out with Gaga, but again, no such luck. In fact, Perez confirms fall fairly huge fall outs with 3 different big name celebs, but manages to deflect any blame. Instead he claims “they got too famous for him.” As they said, there are three different versions, his, hers and the truth. Clearly here we are only getting a very one sided account.

He goes into extreme detail when it comes to his two big TV appearances, which I don’t ever remember seeing. He claims his appearance on Big Brother UK made him the most famous (or popular I can’t remember) contestant in the history of the show. I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch it, but I didn’t know he was on there until this book.

I appreciate how Perez repents in his book, mostly for being the worlds first online bully. He also apologized to Ariana Grande and her mom for a previously undisclosed slight, however I think it would have been more effective if he said it to them directly, first, before publishing it in his memoirs. Who knows, maybe he did, but the way he wrote about it makes me think otherwise.

Another reason I’m only going 3 stars on this book is because I found him to be an unlikeable narrator. I listen to his podcast and enjoy it. His TV hosting gigs that I’ve seen, I’ve liked. However I’ve been listening to a lot of author narrated memoirs lately, and this was not a good one. Perez’s narration style did nothing to make the book more likeable. I’ll admit, it was one I had to power through.

Over all, if you’re looking for a quick and moderately entertaining read, this book is for you. Just don’t expect to be left speechless by the new tidbits of information. There aren’t any.

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